I don't know if this makes us all happy or if it simply makes us less measurable. I think most men simply don't worry about things as much as women do. Iv yet to see a guy look at another guy and give a shit if his chest is real or fake.
If you take every statement made in your post and change the title to "why women are so miserable" it would all come out the same. Well, except for knowing stuff about tanks. Knowing the difference between a Tiger Tank and a Sherman Tank is something we are just born with. If you chicks would watch a few war movies you could figure it out, but since you force us to watch shit like the Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood it's no wonder we are all tank experts.
Dave