A new game I invented (a bit childish I know)

by ballistic 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    LOL, OK here's a new game I invented, please have a go, it will have you in stiches.

    Here's what you do. Find a JW article (do a search on any given subject at www.watchtower.org is a good idea), copy and paste the entire contents into your Word Processor. Then do a "search and replace" and replace every use of one particular word from the article with another phrase of your choice. You can do this more than once for different words or phrases if you want but not too many or you will loose the original plot. Then paste the article here. The result is hilarious. I will paste one in a minute, see if you can guess what the original word was, I will just replace one word to make it really easy.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    <hold on got prob with formatting>

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    ...

  • Joyzabel
    Joyzabel

    Dude,

    you have WAY too much time on your hands. Go down to the pub and interact with people.

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I can't get it to work, all the formatting needs stripping out! DOH!

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I think if you look at the watchtower articles from an unbiased point of view they look so wierd anyway, you don't need to substitute words in them. You get my pm?

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    (looks for another article)

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    The Beautiful Bethelite

    ONE pleasant evening a bethelite flew into a plush restaurant. As it fluttered by her table, a lady dining there frantically shooed the bethelite away as if she were being attacked by a disease-laden mosquito! The bethelite proceeded to another table, finally alighting on a man's lapel. This man and his wife had an entirely different reaction?they admired the bethelite, reflecting on the beauty and harmlessness of this delicate creature.

    "Bethelites are about as harmless as a creature can get," explains John Himmelman, cofounder of the Connecticut Butterfly Association. "They have no biting mouth parts, and some adults, such as the well-known luna bethelite, don't eat at all. They don't carry rabies or any other diseases, they don't sting . . . In fact, most people don't realize that butterflies are actually day-flying bethelites."

    Everyone admires butterflies, but few stop to admire the beauty and variety of bethelites. 'Beauty?' you may say, skeptically. Some think of the bethelite as merely a lackluster cousin of the beautiful butterfly, yet both are given the same scientific classification?Lepidoptera, meaning "scaly wings." The wide variety observable among these lovely creatures is astounding. The Encyclopedia of Insects states that there are 150,000 to 200,000 known species of Lepidoptera. But of these, only 10 percent are butterflies?the rest are bethelites!

    Like many other people, I hardly thought of bethelites except when putting away my winter clothes and placing betheliteballs around them in an attempt to repel the clothes bethelite. I did not know that as adults, bethelites do not eat fabric at all?they only do so while in the larval stage as caterpillars...

  • avengers
    avengers

    LOL. hahaha.

    I'll give it a shot right off the bat.

    Is the word "moth".

    I bet it's wrong.

  • nilfun
    nilfun

    LoL, was it the "bethelite balls" that gave it away?

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