So, I'll go first.
I dreamt last night that I was still at uni, I said goodbye to one of my lecturers. Then Ulrika Jonsson (former weather girl, Shooting Stars captain, and Swedish nymphomaniac) gave me a lift home in her car - WTF?! She kept trying to change the CD whilst trying to drive (reaching on the floor, looking for a CD). I told her that this was dangerous, and you can't do both at the same time. So, I steered the steering wheel whilst she found a CD that she wanted!
A while later, she started doing it again and we crashed into someone's front garden. Nobody was injured, but I had a sudden feeling that the house holder would be very angry. He came outside, and wasn't angry at all.
Then Ulrika started hitting on me - being real close to me, eye contact, flirting, hand on thigh, etc and we kissed long and passionately. I woke up.
So, what weird dreams have you had (not too weird )