Valis...

by onacruse 104 Replies latest jw friends

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    LOL Craig- ahhhhh yes !! The old days !! You have no armor !!

    in all seriousness- this Valis character? I know I'm supposed to be slamming him in this thread but I can't. He's one of my best friends ...... who drinks all of my beer and steals all of my lighters and forgets where he puts the good stuff and ...and.....and...

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Oh dear ... The Holy Spirit dropped a PM in my mailbox, requesting the presence of the Blue Bubblegum.

    *takes out a huge catapult and shoots blue bubblegum at random*

    LOL @ this thread

    -

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    "OUCH!!!"

    I got hit by some blue bubblegum, whilst passing through. I'm now in need of some serious medical attention from some apostobabe!

    I was just going to add that you guys are in serious need of an education in cussing without actually cussing:
    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/59307/1.ashx

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Mean

    Ona missed a few *^$&*$%$&*^ words.

    Jst2

  • Valis
    Valis

    Of all things...ya onanism deleted me...*LOL* I tried to get back on last night but alas the great onanism wouldn't have it...*LOL* Probably afraid I would rip him a new one..but then again you really do have to feel sorry for the elderly folk around here. ...I also wonder...will Simon give him another bullet?

    jst2...thanks mang...looks like you tried deleting others in my defense and remind onanism to take his geritol all at the same time....must be tough living in your shoes for even brief moments...*LOL*

    Sheila, see why I have such compassion for the likes of onanism? You were talking about boobs and not mine! Your's in fact (lovely BTW), but his mind is so riddled with bacon grease and the after effects of eating aluminum tainted TV dinners that he assumed you were talking about me. Poor soul indeed...

    biker...that mermaid is not me! That's Dave! Of all things! It appears that some of onanism's seinilty is "rubbing off" on you...I just hope it doesn't hit you in the eye...*LOL*

    Vivamus..watch it w/the gum woman! *stands behind the Aid Book*

    and to the rest of you...I hope you are ready to recieve the loving counsel only a good pinch can impart, because there are plenty to go around...

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    It seems I'm getting my posts back....one at a time.

    In my (rather pitiful) defense, it's all Craig and Kate's fault. They made me laugh and they made me ask for Alan to be deleted....rofl! No, I'm kidding. I asked for Alan to be deleted cause he was im'ing me when I was trying to talk to them on the phone. In the morning light, I kind of feel bad. Only a little though.

    ~Aztec

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    <swings from the chandelier eyeing all of the evil apostate activities>

    CG

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    oh.... and another thing I forgot--- he's a Dallas Cowboys fan !!!!!!!! That's just sick and wrong !!

  • Valis
    Valis

    Whatever Cheese Queen! I have never in my entire life!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    roflmao...I just got home, and had a message from Ang: "Craig, were you gonna undelete Valis?"

    Muaahhahaaha, I totally forgot...it's all Azzie's and Steve's fault...they were distracting me.

    Ang took pity on you, Val...but hey, nobody is perfect.

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