How about Schwarzenegger
Maybe the terminator would terminate the Tower.
Astalavista baby.
The Ideal Next WTBTS President Should Be..
by Englishman 19 Replies latest jw friends
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happy man
I wote fore HAPPY MAN, My program is this.
1.Nobody over 60 years age in the GB,
2."60 procent women inn the GB as it is in the organisation .
3.The only dfd things is things told in the bibel
4.Blood issu is bettwen you and Jehova
5.One new meeting about how to show love to evryone, out widh bookstudie.
6.Service on internet is one bigg issu fore next years.
7. All elders have to steep down, and one new Cong servant is elected from the memebers in the cong.
8. The eldersbook is out, and a new one are given to evrybody.
9 .If someone brook cong ruels , the cong must vote if he will be dfd,
10. All ekonimick things are going to be public, plus and minus posts will be showd, and also loss or profit.
11.evry bullding we now on are going to bee sold fore higest bidd all over the word.We then rent from the new oners.
12, the money some hugh billions dollars, will,be sent to pore JW all over the word, so the can have a disent life , NOW.
13. Nowan can be babtised before 30 years old,like Jesus.
14. Shunning peoepl fore they dont want to be JW is forbidden,love and care is the new tema.
Have I any chance?
Love HM
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willyloman
Happy Man:
1. Great platform!
2. No, you have no chance.
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Country Girl
This guy is the next president of the society. Put him in a room with the rest of them and typewriters, and in 15,000 years they *may* make a prediction that comes true.
CG
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shamus
Ross Perot.
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Athanasius
Ray Franz
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AlanB
ME....
Things have been getting a bit lax of late, a slipping of standards. If elected I will bring about the following changes in policy.
1/ Return of 10 hours compulsory service for publishers, 1000 hours for Pioneers
2/ Two hour WT studies
3/ Marked written reviews with scores posted for all to see.
4/ Total ban on, TV, Any music other than the Kingdom Melodies lovingly provided by the organisation, ban on competitive sports. the internet shall be considered the work of satan that it is.
5/ I shall reintroduce walking round town with sandwich boards, blood cards and a 10% compulsary voluntary contribution to be submitted to the group elder each Tuesday. Bank statements and payslips must be checked each year.
6/ Sisters skirts shall be a regulation lenth below the knee.
7/ Disfellowshipping has been a soft option, I shall bring back public burnings and the reproved shall be lovingly flogged in the car park by the service overseer.
8/ Children must remain in their seats after the meetings until their parents take them home.
9/ There shall be no reading of any other books whatsover, including any book published by the WTBTS prior to 1981.
10/ It shall be a disfellowshipping offence to attend any further education.
11/ Brothers shall not be allowed to accidentally touch the breast of a woman not his wife for more than 3 seconds, including the breasts of minors.
12/ Child Molestors will not be tolerated and in extreme cases, where substansiated by signed witness statements of at least two observers plus video taped evidence shall be dealt with severely, yes brothers to the extent that we may remove the elders privilages from such ones.
13/ To avoid imorral sexual relations between unmarried youngsters, we shall institute segregation of all unmarried women to a windowless room at the KH, who shall only be allowed to leave once the brothers have gone home. Arranged marriages should be encouraged from age 16.
Yes brothers vote for me and I shall put the Fundamental back into Christianity.
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nobody told me
Prince----so we can all party like it's 2034, opps I mean 1999.
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willyloman
Alan: What's scary is that, put to a secret vote at the local KH, this platform would actually get some votes!
