So a few things ...
Apparently it's SuperBowl 54, and also the centennial of the sport. Erm ... I'm not a mathematician, but aren't there 46 SuperBowls missing?
Americans claim that UK sport ("soccer", aka real football) is too low scoring. What they forget is that if you adjust for total game duration, US football is very low scoring. It's like having 8 FA cups back-to-back.
I don't understand the tradition of having someone scream-to-death the national anthem before every game. There are decent singers, why do they have to go so overboard trying to be "impressive"? I thought it was funny when Roseanne did it that time, why do they all keep copying her?!
Shakira shaking her butt and J-lo pole dancing is acceptable. No complaints there. Bottom wiggly-jiggly will be the highlight of the evening, alongside the "Groundhog Day" remake ad.
We don't get the adverts in Canada and have to watch them later on YouTube, but isn't there a problem when the intermission is the highlight?