https://www.boyfriendpillow.com.au/
With all the focus on the new anti-masturbation vide telling all Bethelites not to sleep inappropriately with a pillow, surely this has to be the very item that will send the GB into fits of despair??
The Boyfriend Pillow! - The Governing Body's worst nightmare!!??
by stuckinarut2 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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compound complex
. . . . for if you live according to the flesh, you are sure to die, but if you put the practices of the body to death by the spirit, you will live. -- Romans 8:13
"Miserable man that I am! Who will rescue me from the body undergoing this death?" -- Romans 7:24
Words to live (or die) by. I'm too old and tired to pursue the so-called things of the flesh; still, I am free in my mind from the oppressive and unreasonable restraints that used to hold me captive.
And you?
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finallysomepride
Someone in Hobart just purchased one......so said the site
and there's the girlfriend pillow
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stuckinarut2
I'd love to see the faces of the GB members as a Bethelite carries in his or her new pillow!
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amicabl
Yeah......especially if it was a same sex pillow.
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stuckinarut2
Can we take up a collection, and send a container load of these to Bethel?!😉
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joe134cd
I wonder if the caution on pillows also applies to a neck pillow, or are the GB approved as been spiritually safe.
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Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho
@jwleaks That pillowcase looks a little snugly fit. Must've been designed by those flamin' 'omosexuals.
"No. It's not appropriate, brothers."
I tell you what, though - that pillowcase design is perfect for bed wetters. Super absorbent with a thirsty cotton design. Tony will lap that piss right up.
