by brianhenke 14 Replies latest jw friends
In the movie Friday a couple of elderly black sisters wake Ice Cube up asking him "if he's ready to meet Jehovah?'
Ice Cube proceeds to slam the door in thier faces and one of the sisters lets out a series of curses.
"Fu(* you then! Half dead looking motherfu*&^r!"
One of the sisters was Aunt Esther from the Sanford and Son show. I thought that was hysterical when I first saw it.
my favorite witness joke:
I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
- Bruce Clark
There's something seriously UNfunny about that joke; what's funny about finding two newspapers and a JW in your house? Has half the joke been left out here? Is the problem in the delivery or the timing? Help someone out who's not IN on this joke!
Stephanus, of the "No wonder I prefer to watch Leno" class.
smack THWACKS Stephanus.
He was cleaning the snow off his front porch, and under the snow was............
smack THWACKS him again just for the shear hallibut
Steve
Oh, is THAT what the "el Blizzardo" crap was supposed to be about? I thought it was a cocktail or something!
