I didn't think it was possible, but this pro-creation anti-evolution site is even more ridiculous than that "Answers in Genesis" site...
Hilarious 'Christian' Kids Site...
by cypher50 23 Replies latest jw friends
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Big Tex
And through it all the real meaning of this site is revealed. As always, everytime someone bellows that they, and they alone, have the truth about God, invariably money sneaks its way in there. I wonder if they sell plastic action figures of Jesus and the apostles?
Money Money Money
And parents, don't forget to visit our store
for fun Lambuel & friends merchandise
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Big Tex
I take it back. I looked through their "store". I've gone from irritation at money grubbing religious hypocrites to disgust. This is a site for kids?
Okay ladies, here's how to turn your man on! Wear a "matriony thong" with a cartoon character strategically placed.
OBJECTIVE: Ministries Online Store : Ruby Matrimony Thong
click to view
front / back:View Larger Images Ruby Matrimony Thong
Product Number: 3749749$8.50
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jgnat
OK, I am disgusted now. Big Tex, that is supposed to be an abstinence thong:
This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)
This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small. Please see our size chart for more information.
Abstinence Shorts!
These boxer shorts feature the Zounds Youth Rock Ministry logo with the inspirational words "Radically Abstinent, Saved & Saving it!" A great way to show the youths that abstinence is "where it's at".
Do you think they help with "blue balls"? Maybe YellowLab can get a pair for his brother.
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lisaBObeesa
Man, these sites are so funny.....I have loved the Landover Baptist site and now I see there is so much more, more, more! LOL!!! I like the "will you be my husband?" thong...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
These guys are a riot! Better than "The Onion."
And if any of you think this is real, I LOL in your direction!
-LisaBObeesa
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czarofmischief
ARE THEY SERIOUS? This can't be serious. This has to be a parody. Please, tell me this is a spoof site, because if it isn't Logansrun is going to annihilate my Unified Theory of People Aren't Always Stupid Because Of Their Beliefs
Hallowitnessing? My god, they ARE high!
CZAR
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czarofmischief
What will happen if your activity is spotted? You will probably be approached by Mall Security. Mall security officers - modern day centurions patrolling their own little bit of the Secular Roman Empire - are nothing to fear. They have no real powers and are unarmed. If they ask you what you are doing, tell the righteous truth! Explain to them about Secular Consumerism and its evils. Some of these officers are victims of Secular Consumerism themselves and have merely taken the job to earn money to buy consumer goods, and so you may be able to enlist them in the mission. However, many of these officers have received special indoctrination and are deeply committed to the cause of Secularism. These will probably ask you to leave the mall and not return.
Wow... I'm speechless. These guys are just great fiction writers.
CZAR
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El Kabong
This site is hilarious!!! I'm laughing my ass off at the ridiculousness of it. They sure got these type of people down pat.
However, this is a parody site, very much like Landover Baptist Church. The give away is the "Shutdown Landover Baptist Church" link on the left menu bar.
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jgnat
*phew* that is a relief. I was about to cancel my free subscription to Focus on the Family magazine.... Veggie Tales, however, IS real.
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Big Tex
Veggie Tales, however, IS real.
Veggie Tales is real?
The only time my cucumber talked to me was on the third bottle of merlot.
