An alternative is, if you really want to reject Jesus, do it all the way. It is far better to openly and blatantly reject that thing rather than pretend to honor it and be dishonest. Get out your Ouija board, light some black candles, play some Led Zeppelin (or, there is the song Plastic Jesus by Billy Idol that you could play) in lieu of Kingdumb maladies, and openly reject that thing as fictitious or a scumbag, or disown the whole original sin doctrine that made that thing "necessary".
Do that, and you are not adding to crapmorial attendance. You are also not adding to congestion, wasting your time and energy being there, or subjecting yourself to Brother Hounder arranging for you to re-study and be recaptured. Besides that, it is the honest way.