What I would do if I were God....

by Aztec 28 Replies latest jw friends

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  SixofNine

  You all think my job is soooo easy. Ya frickin' armchair deities.

  *starts armageddon*
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  obiwan

  If I were god, you'd all be screwed!
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  Aztec

  ThiChi, while that article is interesting, albeit sad, I don't understand how it pertains to the topic.

  Expat, you'd be the deity with existential angst?

  Obi, somehow, you're just not that scary.

  ~Aztec
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  freelife

  If i were god I would turn the oceans to beer. stupid people would be put down like the dumb animals they are. oh and sex every day would be a must.
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  obiwan

  Obi, somehow, you're just not that scary

  You've never heard of the insane clown posse? We clowns can get pretty mean, what with all the pie throwing.
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  Thunder Rider

  If I were God, the streets would run red
  
  A river of blood of those who blood shed.
  
  Piles of bodies that bloat, rot and fester
  
  Murderers rapists and child molesters.
  
  Thieves, cheaters, frauds and liars
  
  Burned from the earth by just cleansing fires.
  
  The good and the kind, the mild and meek
  
  Would no longer have worry of safety to seek.
  
  The greedy, the bigots, malicious and rude
  
  Strewn on the ground, as scavenger food.
  
  I?d demand from all, to do harm to no one
  
  To care for themselves to laugh and have fun.
  
  Make the most of themselves, speak no hurtful word.
  
  Harm no other man, animal or bird.
  
  For the world as it is t?was not meant to be.
  
  It was meant to be wondrous wild and free.
  
  I think I?d not sit on my throne high above
  
  And watch as men evil destroy what I love.
  
  I?d walk amongst man, a sword in my hand.
  
  Expounding my values, men would no where I stand.
  
  There?d be no need for heated debate
  
  Is it right, is it wrong, are we early or late?
  
  I?d suffer no second guessing or making excuses
  
  For habits and weakness, addictions, abuses.
  
  The bar I?d set high, help to all I?d lend
  
  To those who strive to succeed rich blessings I?d send.
  
  So if you?re a slacker, a loser a lout
  
  Best be prepared for I?m coming about.
  
  I?d whip on your ass, knock your dick in the dirt.
  
  If you messed with my people, even one of them hurt.
  
  I?d be a loving God but not to all
  
  They tried that before and it led to man?s fall.
  
  I know what you?re thinking ?I?m glad Thunder?s not God!?
  
  But I?m working on it!
  
  
  Thunder ==}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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  ThiChi

  Aztec, just responding to Carmel's viewpoints.........Whould you agree that her comments were off topic?
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  Carmel

  ThiChi,

  If you'll note, I was responding to your comment about resurrecting Elvis and having a greater "christian presence in the holy land". Having lived there for four years, my comments are based on personal experiance, not some snivvely heart-wrenching quote about christians that are so disheartened that they can't do a $100,000 of decorations in Bethleham this year...

  carmel
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  ThiChi

  Carmel, people like you are the reason why we need to have a presence in the Holy Land.....Merry Christmas....