Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume (page 2)

Englishman

Cheers, Alan, here is Fridays Fat Bastard (No dirt coming out, yet.)

..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

Introspection

Alan, how about older ones? I have an older Awake BV, 71 I think and some WT ones from the 60's...

AlanF

Thanks again, Intro, but I only need the 1998 volume.

Hey Englishman! That's a misleading photo of Yadirf. He can't stand up.

AlanF

Yadirf

To: Englishbum

That's not me ... wrong company. I was into delivering junk mail, not UPS parcels.

Could you come up with just as beautiful photo of a bastard mailman? Thanks in advance.

Yadirf

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To: Alan Eglon

I love it!

telling me a flat-out lie

Yeah, I know, Ehud really lied to Fat Gut Eglon ... he really did. NOT!

Ehud

Yadirf

To: Fat Gut Alan Eglon

Hey Englishman! That's a misleading photo of Yadirf. He can't stand up.

That's a lie, I have to stand up to urinate ... I keep a picture of you, Alan, close by for when I get the urge(I saved it out of the biographies on H20). Needless to say, I'm gonna have to run off more copies.

Ehud

VeniceIT

*... I keep a picture of you, Alan, close by for when I get the urge*
hmmm you too!!!

Ven

Tallyman

Hey Englishman! That's a misleading photo of Yadirf. He can't stand up.

Englass, I have to agree with Alan on that one!

y a d i r F

yadirF was asking me some questions the other day,
but I couldn't understand him, 'cause he was speaking in Hutese.

.

Yadirf

To: VeniceIT

hmmm you too!!!

I am not only extremely surprised but I'm totally devastated that you are not "straight", Ven ... although you deliberately misunderstood what I said. Why am I so disappointedly devastated? Because up until you came out of the closet just now I had wanted to marry you (remember the chat room conversation we had a while back?). Please tell me that you were only kidding about yourself being a ... uh, I can't bring myself to say the word ... oh well, LESBIAN. Oh, that hurt.

Yadirf

VeniceIT

HAHAHAHAHA ok now that's comedy!!!

Ven

Looking For 1998 Watchtower Bound Volume

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