Lets keep some balance !
Heh, heh! That's what balance is all about, Simon - I rant, and you stay balanced. Thus equilibrium is maintained.
BTW, The Tower may not be sleazy enough to put the experiences of some on the coach in one of their mags, but they've stooped that low before as well... (cf. the account of the JWs who were going on field service in Port Arthur the day Martin Bryant went rampant with his semi-automatic.) http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/11557/1.ashx