"I used to be a JW, but then I raised my standards."
Good one! I have a variation: "The church offers me heaven. Can you better that??"
JW Put-Downs & Suitable Ripostes.
by Englishman 21 Replies latest jw friends
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ozziepost
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ColdRedRain
You're rejecting Jehovah!
Re: If Jehovah's doctrinally conflicting and secretive, then of course I'll reject him. Any smart person would reject a god that's doctrinally conflicting.
Are you sure you're happy being away and is this right for you?
Re: The only time I'm not happy is when I talk to JW's.
You're too smart not to be a witness!
Re: Then why Is it that most of my XJW friends are college grads or are in college, while most of the JW's I know work at Wal-Mart? Re2: Then why isn't Stephen Hawking a witness? Re3: If I'm this smart and I'm not a witness, it might tell you something. Re4: Then why is it the more I learn, the more I see the circular reasoning in the JW's?
That's not in the bible (In response to an extra-biblical argument against the bible.)
Re: Yeah, so according to your logic, housecat's don't exist, because they're not mentioned in the bible either. Neither does anywhere outside of the Medditerranian.
Your life isn't going to be good without Jehovah
Re: Hey, it worked for Eisenhower.
Who else teaches these truths?
Re: William Miller, before he was discredited.