by Jim_TX 25 Replies latest watchtower scandals
That's right! I saw it on the Enquirer at the grocery store today - so it's gotta be true!
They found it in Irag - it was hidden by Saddam 20 feet below ground for many years. Now they have found it!
(Okay... not sure what significance this has to anything... but just thought that I would try to add some levity to this slow week.)
Regards,
Jim TX
P.S. No - I didn't read the article. I find it is much more fun to make up my own stories based on the headlines.
Gotta love the National Enquirer! The best headline I ever saw them print was "Severed Leg Hops to Hospital To Find Owner"! I nearly had to change my pampers while standing in the check-out line!
growedup
I however did read the article and it further stated that Rush Limbaugh had a decades supply of oxycotines hidden in the ark!
Cabbage
That's nothing! I've got the Fecal Sample collection from the ark! That means I've got droppings from EVERY SINGLE land animal on the earth!
Here I thought you were serious.
LMAO at Imallgrowedup! Thats a keeper.
Damn! I have always said if they found the ark and could prove that they could fit two each of the one million species of animals found on the earth as well as a place to hold all their food and poop, I'd become a Christian.
Watch out you heathen atheist and agnostics! I'm a Christian now!
Now, where did I put the fricken bible I downloaded off the net? I need to bone up on talking snakes and burning bushes and stuff.
I just hope my oldest son doesn't get upset when I lay him out on a slab of stone and hold a knife above his chest. I'll tell him with in an hour or so, god was only kidding.
Shit, now I guess I'm going to have to get married someday.
This is really going to screw my plans up.
Damn bastard Noah and double damn that stinking Inquirer!
Dave
I need to bone up on talking snakes and burning bushes
Just don't bone your talking snake into a burning bush...
I've got noah's left over wine, after he fell over, and couldn't get up. Let's see, that stuff must be about 4000 yrs old. Honest.
SS
Emphemism,
Now that was damn funny! You're quickly sliding into the ranks of the sweater puppy twins. Ya might want to consider a lobotomy before that happens. I still have mine on order.
Dave
Elsewhere -
That's nothing! I've got the Fecal Sample collection from the ark! That means I've got droppings from EVERY SINGLE land animal on the earth!
Thank you for sharing that with us! I am certain I will have pleasant dreams tonight! However, I am a tad bit worried about you. You might want to consider losing the doo doo collection, only because I would think that by storing it on your lilly pad, it's gonna take a little longer before a beautiful princess would want to be around you long enough to kiss you and turn you into a handsome prince!
growedup
