by dannyboy 41 Replies latest jw friends
I wouldn't doubt that the WTS would like to take full control, but as long as JWs have to work for non-JW businesses and companies, this would not be practical. Can't have people quitting their jobs because then the revenue to the WTS would slow down to a trickle. I always wondered why JW sites like PLN could continue to operate with all that the WTS has said against such things.
Blondie
Well Dannyboy you really got me going there, really a 1984 nightmare!!!!
Lapuce
Got a huge kick out of this, altho for about 3 seconds I was like??????? then, I "got" it! I forwarded it to a disfellowshipped coworker for a laugh too! Thanks!
Terri
Q: What about Email? A: Upon completing a written application and oral testing before the elders, you will be issued a user name and password.
LMAO at "oral testing before the elders." IN THEIR DREAMS!!!
Danny ........
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great ... I think I will read it again.
***** Rub a Dub
Sounds if it could be done by the Society.
if they ever get the idea to do something like this - it would me a nightmare for the (I think then) few remaining JW's
Totally mindcontroled
The Scientologists do it and I am surprised that WTS hasn't offered a domain--with filtering software that blocks all non-approved sites (which is what the Scientologists do)--for those who want/need to use the internet, but are afraid of being seduced into apostasy.
Am always amazed at how many people don't "get" satire. This was brilliant, dannyboy.
Kg: The Scientologists do it
No kidding? What do they charge for this?
If the Society REALLY enforced something like this satire, and if say there would be maybe 75,000 enrolled in the US (recognizing that not everyone has a computer, and possibly one account per *family*), and they each paid $20 monthly (yeah, I know that's a bit high for dialup (except if you're an AOL person)), that's a cool 1.5 million bucks A MONTH!! Even more, if more enrolled.......let's see: 1.5 times 12 equals 18 million bucks a year income!!!
Of course, they'd work a cut-rate deal for bandwith, to keep their expenses at minimum, but the potential money is incredible........They'd also need an "IT" servant in each congregation, too, wouldn't they? LOL.
----:)) Dan
