Fun With Email

by COMF 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  COMF

  I have no idea who this guy is. He started emailing me about 4:00 PM today. I'm just going to post our conversation verbatim, with fonts and colors as they appeared in the email.

  Him:
  You are not a Jehovah Witness, are you? we don't have master members.

  So stop lying.

  Me:
  I don't know who you are, why you're sending me this message, or what you're talking about. Would you like to explain?

  Him:
  

  Are you a jehovah Witness?

  Me:
  Well, obviously you are not. If you were, you would know to capitalize Jehovah. And it's not "jehovah Witness." It's "Jehovah's Witness." See that apostrophe ess on the end of "Jehovah?"
  
  What's the matter with you, anyway? Don't you study your Watchtower? I'm scandalized that you didn't capitalize our great God's name.
  
  Now, tell me why you wrote to me. Where did you get my email address?

  Him:
  You've got a lot of nerve.If not capitalizing Jehovah is the least i've done,i've got nothing on you my brother.Come on.What kind of mess is that picture anyway.Did your sick mind think it up?You are sick.Yes,i study my Watchtower.Do you?I think you need to.

  Me:
  What, am I supposed to be a mind reader now? What picture? You've been cruising the porn sites again, haven't you. Does Mommy know you're in here playing on the computer? Better run on back to your Legos before she finds out.

  I guess he did. Haven't heard from him in about two hours, now. If his mommy goes to work and leaves him home alone tomorrow, I'll let you know how it continues. :)

  COMF
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  Farkel

  I see he's one of those modern JWs who has elected to get a good education. He almost made it to 4th grade.

  Farkel
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  unanswered

  too funny, comf. the sad thing is, even with the errors, he could be one of 5 million active wittnesses.-nate(still laughing)
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  wasasister

  Besides the aggressive tone, do you have any reason to assume it's a "Him"?

  Just curious.
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  COMF

  Just defaulting to "him" out of cultural habit, sissie. Was it offensive?

  COMF
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  jezebel influence

  This is why my Email is locked all though i would love to email most people on here coz your all so lovely !!!
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  wasasister

  No, COMF, I wasn't offended by your default use of the male pronoun. In fact, when I read it, my first thought was: This guy sounds just like Fred Hall. I suppose if anything, I was curious why I had the immediate impression the writer was male. I thought there may have been another clue (such as contained in the e-mail address) which you had left out for reasons of privacy.

  Very, very strange, indeed.
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  COMF

  jezebel influence... the trick is to get yourself a second email account on one of the free places like Yahoo or Hotmail. Then, that email account is the one you use for such public affairs as forum registration. That way, you don't get spam in your main email account.

  I even have a third account which I use any time I'm trying to download a freebie file or access information, and they insist that I fill out a form first. I use that email address, and about once a month I go in to it long enough to delete everything.

  COMF
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  CathyM38

  This was good Comf, but what exactly was his point in writing to you? Or did he ever get to the point of telling you that much?
  Cath
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  Had Enough

  Hey COMF:

  What make me laugh is, why did he look at those pictures in the first place if they are so bad. You gave a clue of their nature in the topic title and a warning on your first post. Why did he, if he is so 'spiritual' and self-righteous and holy, look at your topic when it was plainly titled "demonic sex".

  Obviously he has some of his own issues of his level of spiritual maturity to deal with first or he would never have opened your topic to start with.

  Had Enough