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Celtic

I really dislike it when I go the loo and my pee shoots out in two completely opposing directions and goes on my hand ughhhh yuck!!

Just thought I'd add that for entertainment value

peace

mark

bajarama

Welcome Celtic, you sound like an interesting fellow. I look forward to reading more of your posts.

I know it's not the most manly thing to suggest, but when I'm four sheets to the wind I sit on the toilet, I've found it to be better then pissing all over myself. Try it, I hope it works as well for you as it does for me.

bajarama

Celtic

Ai, but its so bothersome to have to go through all the paraphernalia of dropping your pants and getting a shock when the warmer posterior sits upon the receptacle lid.

Still, like you say, better than pissing into the wind.

Good to meet you too & everyone else.

peace

mark

Francois

Two streams is it? By golly, I've never met the woman who'd believe it, so I never bring it up. But it's real alright.

ft

think41self

Dear. Dear Celtic,

I can already tell you are going to fit in "mahvelously" around here, with that sense of humor.

I am glad that things are going well in your life now. The journey is grand, isn't it? And I'm always glad to meet another positive thinker,(we have all the fun, you know).

Think41self
aka Tracy, the disgustingly cheerful one!

Celtic

Oh ai, its good to be cheerful. You know I've noticed that the more positive I am sometimes the more the other side wants to bring us down to their level, i.e. 'you can't be happy, its against all the rules, you have to be sad and miserable like us and if you won't comply, then we'll just have to make you sad sods like us'.

Balmypotinessinessimism I call it. BTW, thats a most mischievious twinkle in your eye.

To all things positive and happy farting etc

Bottoms up

Sunshine, peace, drums, music, creative art, gardens and everything else that makes life good.

Onen hag oll mebyon Kernow

Celtic

think41self

Mark,

Mischievious, moi? (batting eyelashes innocently at you)

"To all things positive and happy farting". You are twisted man, verrrrrry twisted. I like it!

"Bottoms up"? Nahhhh, won't touch that one.

Tracy

Celtic

Certainly twisted a muscle in my mind or two - like the view from here though.

All the best!!

Celtic

outnfree

Mark,

You seem like the quick-witted type that I appreciate but am always huffing and puffing to catch up with!

I just wanted to say, Welcome!

outnfree
(if you're okay with t41 and Ven, you're okay for me! )

Deacon

welcome Celtic one...

Two streams eh?

We look at that as an indication for gonnorhea in my clinic....
wouldnt brag about it too much...

cheers'm'deah

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