Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in
a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad.
Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still
have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow! In the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
sake. You are probably lying your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the
potatoes growing arms and legs.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the
cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freaking pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over shit, so I don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip....
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - Leftover wine??hic-up
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And always remember-------A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Ladies vs. REAL WOMEN
by Tatiana 35 Replies latest social humour
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Tatiana
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drwtsn32
Good to know I'm a real woman!
Well, except for this one:
Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
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pettygrudger
Damn - I'm a lady - blech!
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Sunnygal41
Tatiana, thanks I needed those to cheer me up!!!!!
Terri, of the definitely real women class...........either that or I'm just too damn old and crochety to give a flying F*** what anyone says or thinks!
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Nikita
1/4 lady -3/4 real woman here!
LOL-those were funny!Nikita
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Soledad
that was HILARIOUS Tati thanks!!
~~Real Woman here~~
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Joyzabel
Those were great!
I loved this the best: "And always remember-------A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!""
Joy
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Surreptitious
Good to know I'm a real woman!
Well, except for this one:
Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
Then why were you on my doorstep the other day with a jar of (what was it again?) in your hand?
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drwtsn32
Then why were you on my doorstep the other day with a jar of (what was it again?) in your hand?
I was returning it after I opened it for you.
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Surreptitious
I was returning it after I opened it for you.
Thanks. I appreciate you coming over and offering.