found a picture of my first wife
by stan livedeath 10 Replies latest social humour
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liam
I had no idea you were married to Rosie O'Donnell.
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stan livedeath
ive no idea who she is--but the resemblance is uncanny.
i need another drink
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Scully
Stan, Rosie O'Donnell played Betty Rubble in The Flintstones movie, later on she had an afternoon talk show.
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Balaamsass2
Dammmm ...that expression. Put it on Meryl Streep and THAT is MY first wife!!!!!
That congregation...I must have given a talk in that hall. :) As I looked out over the Sunday crowd...the faces of the average JW hall as people's minds drifted. Sister z smirking at Sister Xs dress. Brother y preparing his Watchtower. All the kids whispering about where they would go to lunch after the Watchtower (now probably surfing the web and this site), the teenage girls parading up and down the isles to use the "restroom" and show off their legs and outfits. A few sisters judging my sentence structure and suit. While the true believers hang on every word in the first three rows. lol. Yep, a typical congregation. ...I also need a drink!
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liam
Balaamsass2
Dammmm ...that expression. Put it on Meryl Streep and THAT is MY first wife!!!!!
.I also need a drink!
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Balaamsass2
That reminds me Stan, .... we left out the ex-wife's best friend. Always ready to corner us before we could get away, with her latest gossip and snarky remark about some sister's outfit or kids outfit.."Brother B do you think it proper for Sisters to.....wear/do xyz in the Hall?"
Everyone knows her.. there are a few in every hall. CHURCH LADY.
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LongHairGal
BALAAMSASS2:
One thing I don’t miss about the JW religion are the envious women who have such issues about other women there with nice figures.. They always had criticism about attractive stylish women and their outfits.
I can only imagine now with the wearing of pants that these same women with serious issues will have something more to complain about!!
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Balaamsass2
Longhair gal. YES. Any SINGLE sister with a nice figure is bound to raise eyebrows with every Church lady or insecure female in the Hall. lol.
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Biahi
Yes, also the wives didn’t like the elders, their husbands, looking at the attractive women.