NIce post, but u know it made me think of dolly Parton's movie"Straight Talk" where she is a talk show psychologist, and her advice to a transsexaul is" Don't perm your own hair, and don't wear high heels on a wet lawn".. he he. pretty good advice, yeah?
What "secrets" have you uncovered? (skeptics welcome!)
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flower
Heres my top ten things (in no particular order) I've learned in my 31 years....
1.Take care of your credit. (it takes a long time to repair damaged credit and with good credit come more possibilities)
2.Get all the education you can when you are young and childless. (its wicked hard to go back to school while working and being a parent)
3.Learn from the mistakes of others, no need to make them yourself. (self explanitory)
4.Never drive without car insurance. (i got pulled over on the way to the KINGDOM HALL of all places (thanks for nothing jehovah!. a year without a license and extrememly high insurance for like 5 years)
5.Do not believe christians that say God will punish you for anything you do in your life. Do what feels right to you without fear of Divine punishment.
6.The existance of the biblical God is an impossibility. There may be a higher power but it doesnt matter as much as most people think and you dont need to worship it.
7.Have FUN! Life is short and gets harder as you get older. Enjoy every minute of every day when you are free and young.
8.Be good to your family and friends.
9.Dont believe the hype.
10.Always think for yourself.
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patio34
There are a thousand choices during the day--all of them count.
There's always at least two possibilities.
Learn to say "I'll think about it."
Patio
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Pleasuredome
- Dont eat yellow snow
- Believing is seeing (see yeru)
- If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
- Polar bears are left handed
- A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death
- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
- The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910
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heathen
- never take a brainwashed religionist word that they are the only true religion
- never talk religion or politics in the work place
- never jump to conclusions
- always get a second oppinion
- always be sure you have enough gas when leaving home in your car and check air pressure in tires