Try this, you'll be laughing too hard to think about those dull kingdom melodies:
The blackbird song by the Wurzels
Where be that blackbird to
I know where e be
e be up yon Wurzel tree
an I be after e
now I sees e
an e sees I
bugger'd if I don't get im
with a gert big stick I'll knock im down
Blackbird I'll ave e
ow's thee father, alright?
all me life I man the farm
working fur me keep
tendin pigs an chickens
an they cows an sheep
but every where I'm workin
there's always one who always mocks me
e's hidin somewhere in the trees
Blackbird I'll ave e
Where be that blackbird to
I know where e be
e be up yon Wurzel tree
an I be after e
now I sees e
an e sees I
bugger'd if I don't get im
with a gert big stick I'll knock im down
Blackbird I'll ave e
ow's thee father, alright?
underneath the open sky
in spring we loves to dine
we likes to hear the flappin
of the misses washin line
we listens to a tuneful song
a blackbird or a tit
but on me vest and underpants
e scored a direct 'it
Where be that blackbird to
I know where e be
e be up yon Wurzel tree
an I be after e
now I sees e
an e sees I
bugger'd if I don't get im
with a gert big stick I'll knock im down
Blackbird I'll ave e
ow's thee father, alright?
if i goes out poachin
a creepin through the fields
with me old retriever
following at me heels
if I aim me shotgun at a pheasant in the ay
that bloody blackbird starts is row and frightens them away
Where be that blackbird to
I know where e be
e be up yon Wurzel tree
an I be after e
now I sees e
an e sees I
bugger'd if I don't get im
with a gert big stick I'll knock im down
Blackbird I'll ave e
ow's thee father, alright?
no longer can i sleep at night
get peace of any kind
that bird'll be the death of me
e's playin on my mind
if i chase im long enuff
i'll get im bye an bye
and celebrate me victory
with a gert big blackbird pie
Where be that blackbird to
I know where e be
e be up yon Wurzel tree
an I be after e
now I sees e
an e sees I
bugger'd if I don't get im
with a gert big stick I'll knock im down
Blackbird I'll ave e
ow's thee father, alright?