All of us need to go to the Kingdom Hall!! (page 2)

sandy

This will never work because none of you have Jehovah's spirit. He'll see to it that you do not get to the KH by creating some disaster in your personal lives.

J/K

Valis

eh Sandy...where was he when we needed him the most? *LOL*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

I wonder if we would even need to attend if we picked some random Sunday (ie the first Sunday of August). Just leave letters at KHs that say "You will be warmly accompanied by apostates on the Sunday meeting of August 6th. Help celebrate Apostoday!"

The letters alone would drive the WT crazy! In my opinion, leave the memorial theirs until a few apostodays have passed just to see what their reaction is.

shamus

Nosferatsu,

Great idea!!! I say yeah! Seriously!

Valius,

Yeah, that would be cool too! Every time two or more of us gets together, we must go to the public talk and get kicked out for laughing out loud. That would be hilarious! Imagine the florida crew all going to the hall hung over and wearing shorts??? LOL! I would kill to see that!

Mulan

Can you imagine the R&F JW looking at the yearly #'s and see that the number of partkers jumped uo to 10,000

Sorry..............they don't count all partakers. Only the ones they know are deserving.

Big Tex

they don't count all partakers

Exactly true. If they do not know who you are, and you partake, you are not counted. Besides the wine is usually not good enough to cook with, much less drink. Although when I bought it, I always good a really good bottle.

stillajwexelder

just to see the flustered look on the elders faces would be priceless - yes turning up at the memorial and all partaking -- draining all the wine from the glasses would just be so delicious (funny I mean)

Winston Smith :>D

they don't count all partakers. Only the ones they know are deserving
Mulan

Damn, more judging! Don't they ever quit?

How do they know that i am not just traveling and need to partake from the cong I'm visiting?

Besides that I'm 32 yrs old...

Maybe I got a calling from the Wholly Spear-It to fill a vacancy?

SpunkyChick

*LOL* We should do that for the next Apostafest....I mean we all need to sleep off a good party on Sunday morning right? Can you imagine if a bunch of hung over Apostates showed up and instantyl fell asleep during the talk? *LOL*

I am game! Either that or streaking through the KH still sounds like fun!!!!

micheal

Either that or streaking through the KH still sounds like fun!!!!

I want to go to Spunkychick's hall.

All of us need to go to the Kingdom Hall!!