A Man And His Pig

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    .....any ideas of what this thread could be about???

  • joenobody
    joenobody

    Newlyweds?

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    A guy and his motorcycle? No, that would be a hawg.

    Oh Oh I know. Valis putting a ring through Minimus' nose and parading him thorough a Pork show.

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* xjw...ya that's about how it would be...

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • minimus
    minimus

    Keep 'em comin'.

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    A Green Acres episode, with Arnold the Pig.

  • Xena
    Xena

    Geez mini didn't we just have a thread about what men call their "thing"?????

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/9/64684/1.ashx

    You could have just posted your name for "it" there....

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    Well, a man once had a three legged pig, and someone asked him why it had only three legs.

    So, he said, "That there pig's the best pig anyone ever had. Why, once when the house was on fire, it came in through the flames and pulled my wife and I out of the house. It saved our lives, it did."

    So, the man asked again, "But, why does the pig have three legs?"

    The farmer answered, "Yep, that there's the best pig ever. Once, I fell in the well, and that pig pulled me out."

    So, that man asked again, "But, you still haven't told me why the pig has only three legs."

    The farmer replied, "Well, a good pig like that, you don't eat all at once."

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    We will sell no swine before its time.

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