I submit this as a new Kingdom song

gitasatsangha

as per usual with Sing Praises to Jehovah,etc, the music is artfully approprated from someone more skilled.. in this case the Dead Milkmen's "Bitchin Camero". here we go..

"Kid Publisher" -by Gita

Kid Publisher, Kid Publisher
Knocking on your door
Kid Publisher Kid Publisher
take a tract, man, I got more

My folks taught me a wierd religion
with no education to match
so if I happen to hit eighteen
please give me some cash

I knocked up some young sister
at one Convention bender
and I didn't get reproved
because my dad's an elder!

Kid Publisher Kid Publisher
Star Trek reruns rule!
Kid Publisher Kid Publisher
Socially inept at school

When I walk past worldly kids
they all spit and cuss
cause I still get "Homeschooled"
and they have to ride the bus

so you better get out of my way
when walk down your aisle
cause I've got a mic-on-a-stick
and a shiney Kingdom Smile"

Kid Publisher Kid Publisher
You lead I will follow!
Kid Publisher Kid Publisher
The End may come tomorrow!

stillajwexelder

LOL -- I enjoyed that -- thankyou for your creativity

bittersweet

That was too funny!!! sad and true, but funny nonetheless.

Aztec

That was good! Thanks!

~Aztec *longtime Dead Milkmen fan*

Aztec

That was good! Thanks!

~Aztec *longtime Dead Milkmen fan*

gitasatsangha

thank you all

Gita, Governing Body Member

gitasatsangha

Faithful Slave 4 U (Brittney Spears and Ted Jaracz)

I know i may be anointed but i got feelings too and i need to do what i feel like
doing so donate and then listen

All you people look at me like i'm decrepit did you ever think
it'd be ok if i may take over this world always saying old man don't step
our of brooklyn I'm just tryin' to find out why cause control is what i love.

Get it,Get it(whoa)
Get it,get it(whoa)
Get it,Get it(whoa)Weezing

I know I may come off addled I may come off senile but i feel like talkin wierd
eschatology i see this guy what's theocraticl is beurocratic what the hell who
cares all i know is i'm so happy when you're obyeying me.

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it

Oh baby,don't you wanna take my mags and place them oh baby
don't you wanna door to door praising my name.
Let's go

Get it,Get it (whoa)
Get it,GEt it (whoa)
Get it Get it (whoa)coughing

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it

i really wanna disfellowship you
i really wanna do what, what you want me too(just reinstate yourself)
Oh baby don't you wanna give up blood for me
like another time and place oh baby don't you wanna dedicate for me think about how
i made my name!

weezing (you like that? )
(yeah)
(now watch me)

Get it Get it(whoa)
Get it get it (whoa)
Get it Get it (whoa)
Coughing

Faithful slave 4 u
I cannoy hold it,I cannot control it i'm a
Discreet slave 4 u
I won't deny it,i'm not tryin to hide it .

(Beat Plays)

Like that (stumbles and falls)

gitasatsangha

(Cold Rock by MC "Judge" Rutherford)

Go Brooklyn, go brooklyn, go brooklyn

(repeat)

Cold rock a party and the Sisters stand

I rock on the floor make the fellas wanna dance

I be the Greater Methbithoshep

And it's all good

And if you understood, would you

Stop scheming and trying to look hard

I get my bodyguard

You get that booty scarred

I'm a Gov'nin B

Which means that I've been

In the game too long

Since the days of G-Age

Way back when I've been putting it down

Ask your homey who's the baddest Elder on this side of town

I float like a butterfly

Sting like a bee

Spectacular on the M I C

I go for broke, never giving it less than the best

Lots of years in the game at your request

You like the rhyme

Bite if you dare

I MAKE the f!@#in paper so I don't care

Fornicating you up everytime that I drop

But accept a bullet Malawi-honey, I done took your spot

I guide the Truth and I ride it well

And if you take a look

It ain't hard to tell that I

Cold rock a party and the Sisters stand

I rock on the floor make the fellas wanna dance

Back off me and let my skin breathe

Life is everlasting it's hard to believe

I shall prevail cause I'm next to none

Cause I'm claiming no sets

Don't plan to get done

Just Brooklyn

Is where I'm from

But I'm resting in Walkill for the fun

If you don't understand then say you don't (nah)

And don't wait for me to explain cause I won't

You see it's in my nature to be the best (say what?)

West to East, see East to West

I got the Truth and ride it well

And if you take a look it ain't hard to tell

That I

Cold rock a party and the B - girls stand
I rock on the floor make the fellas wanna dance

Get out my Escalade, Please let me be

I don't see why you KGB

Why you gotta be all up on me like that

Trying to get over like a fat rat

But I understand I'm anointed in the land of hip - hop

And the Awake don't stop

It goes on, and then on, and on, and on

You see my presses don't stop until the break of dawn

And now who makes it liver than a hip - hop, scuba diver

Chillin with a pina colada, could dada hook me up with Ray

Now I got alot of gear from Rand Cam

That I'd like to share (yeah right)

But I'd rather do , don't ask why

2034, my people get work done mo

I ride the Truth and I ride it well

And if you take a look it ain't hard to tell that I

Cold rock a party and the B - girls stand
I rock on the floor make the fellas wanna dance

new light

I don't know what's funnier-- the grreat lyrics or the mental picture of the performances! Good work!

I submit this as a new Kingdom song

gitasatsangha

Jesika

stillajwexelder

bittersweet

Aztec

Aztec

gitasatsangha

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gitasatsangha

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