I never knew you went to school in the British Isles and that you can do a very good imitation of the accents over here, such a dark horse, bashful almost I tender?
You missed me darling?
Don't worry answering, your flattery was what, in the first place, charmed me to this site.
For such wantoness in the freedom of your spirit, I endow you with my everlasting gratitude and appreciation.
In fact, every time I think of you, my heart feels a warm fuzzy glow inside.
I'll tell ee what for nowt, tis ruddy amazin wi all this ruddy technology stuff, just how far you can git a ruddy ripple of mischivious laughter going to, in ruddy blink of eye too.
I'm tiddly btw, not drunk.
I've smoked me skunk, so that's not helping, but still got soap and pollen, oh, and yes, I drank 3 pints, aren't I good?