by Splash 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
140. The Life of a Pioneer
141. Searching for Friends of Peace
142. Preaching to All Sorts of people
143. Light in a Darkened World
144. It Means Their Life
145. Preparing to Preach
http://www.jw.org/en/publications/books/sing-to-jehovah-new-songs/
What ever happened to singing praises to Jehovah?
Edit to add:
It's a good job song 140 wasn't entitled The Life of a Special Pioneer
The Life of a Pioneer (to the "can you see, in your mind eye, people living together" song tune)
Homeless now
Nothing to eat
No place to keep my Aid book
Can't get no work
Feel a jerk
Listened to all their lies
Sing out with all your heart
Life screwed by some old fart
Chances all passed
Woke up at last
Life of a pioneer
146. Dressing to Answer Satan's Taunts
Dark days ahead, everyone's dead - all because of tight, tight pants.
All nations are groaning, about Spanx we are moaning - that is our stance!
The light gets bright, when you wear what's right - just try to be more manly.
Elders don't expect you all, to be metrosexual - just to smile wanly.
Put on the suit, while we count the loot - march our trolleys off to war!
We don't dress weird, don't wear a beard - just do more and more!
(Chorus)
But the bible says "You may chuckle - but we're disgusted!"
But the Bible says "You may laugh - putting them on in the bath!"
But the Bible says "You may chuckle - but we're disgusted!"
But the Bible says "You may laugh - but you'll face God's wrath!"
If it is anything like the previous songs, I feel bad for those who have to hear them weekly and attempt to sing them.
Of all things, the change of songbook gave me a nudge toward the door (though not the final push)...the new music was just terrible.
@Simon and Fredo- You guys! I'm literally LMFAO!
But have you actually HEARD THE MUSIC?
The one song sounds like a remix from a $5 Mexican mariachi street band mixed with elements of the Jurassic Park theme and Captain America! LOL I was like WTF!
Actigall:
Wow we think alike! When I was learning that song ('its the person not the place') I would find myself seguaying into the Jurassic Park theme, and I STILL do when I'm humming it! 😅
The final planned number is 150, with 5 more to be released. And this is because of that number 15, which in numerology adds to 6. The Sing Praises to Jokehova book had 225 songs--15 times 15. The original 135 songs were 15 times 9, which is a number of finality. With 150 songs, it is 15 times 10, a number of completion.
Completion of what? In numerology, 15 reduces to 6. The number 6 is the number of Saturn (no, 666 is not Saturn to the third degree, but that is the number of the Sun). Anyone with any knowledge of astrology knows you do NOT want to connect with the energy of Saturn unless you want hardships and bad luck. What the washtowel is trying to do is connect with Saturn and transmit that energy to the congregations. This ensures damnation for those within, and since numerology and astrology are both forbidden within the religion, no one can see this. And, even those with basic knowledge will see 6 as a dangerous number but miss numbers like 15 or 24.
I wonder how they would feel if, after they finish the other five songs, I were to add another 516 songs to the book to finish. That would connect with the Sun, not Saturn, and ruin the effect they are trying to create.
Hey... you guys are having too much fun. Let me please join.
140: I left my heart in Bethel
141: They have a Ticket to ride
142: Ruby Tuesday, are you hiring?
143: Homeward Bound
144: Money, it's a drag
145: My Masters. Wrote me a Letter
