Shamus, you hoser! (page 3)

GinnyTosken

Don't mind me . . . I read too quickly and thought Shamus was a Hoosier.

Ginny

RAYZORBLADE

Shamus, some of these 'Merkins are so dumb. Sheesh!

They call us hosers....but they don't know where the term comes from.

Panty hose, yes, that's right.

We ain't ashamed of it either, so there...eh?

We do all sorts of things with it. Wear it over our heads when robbing coffee shops. Wearing it when our wives/mothers/sisters won't (we hate to waste anything). Hey, it gets cold up here ya know!

Anyways, we speak a bit differently, because it's something called 'correct English'. Sure, there's some French/Francais going on (Frenchbabyface and I understood that last francais outburst by Shamus). And in French you'd say: Les Hoser ( sounds like: Lay a Hoser ) - which means, again, 'have sex with a Canadian'. It's not that bad, honestly.

Yes, Bob & Doug MacKenzie are premiers of both Chibougamau and Flin Flon. (real places, to the geographically stupid).

And yes, we as HOSERS will invade our neighbours to the south, with septic tanks: so watch it Craig.

We also know, that the beaver is an honourable and respectable animal. Beauty eh?

OK, OK....so it's on our nickel (5 cent piece), and well some peoples' minds wander shamelessly to other grammatically incorrect usages. See, Shamus, it's them...those folks...down...da h'road, ya know. Only the 'Merkins think the beaver is something completely wrong....hospital language ya know <wink, wink>.

Shamus: Onacruse, looks like an Oopik.

Yeah, that's right: Take off, eh!

onacruse

Hey, we all know that "hoser" means "living in a country where there's more moose than people, and the moose get laid more often than the people."

joenobody

Coo - loo - coo -coo - coo - coo - coo - coo - coo!

mouthy

I just searched this page trying to find out what onacruise called me a Hoser... I am still in the dark !!!!!! Please tell me what the H l is a HOSER!??????

mouthy

which means, again, 'have sex with a Canadian'. It's not that bad, honestly. I hope it doesnt mean the above that was quoted

shamus

Hoser = canadian bullshitter, Mouthy. And "Take Off Eh" is a great stereotype of a canadian!

So take off, eh!

mouthy

What a ruddy nerve O.K. !!! So you think I am B.S er---( onacruise dont believe anything I say & Shamus told me to ""Take off")I am going to write to the loving brothers at Bethel- to tell them of the rotten treatment some of the "elders" are doing to me (:

shamus

Mouthy,

My sister used to call her son her "little wanker". Now, in Canada, "wanker" does not really have the full meaning as it does in say, Australia, England, etc.

I told her that she was calling him her little "mastrubator", LOL! My point?

I don't think that craig was calling you a hoser in that sense. He was probably calling you something much worse, LOL!

I'm just a teasin, mouthy!

mouthy

No Shamus ...I am STILL gonna write to those LOVING brothers about you . ( stop shaking in your boots)

I am not even going to ask what a wanker is. I learned what THAT was when I first got on here ....LOL

Shamus, you hoser!

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