Laugh-out-Loud BS from Insight Book

by berrygerry 29 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • ttdtt
    ttdtt

    berrygerry - by the way that figure of 20 billion is OLD OLD OLD

    The current figure is just over 100,000.000,000 - 100 BILLION!

    Where are all of them gonna live:) INSANE!!!

    JWs still use STATS from them 1920!!!!

  • fulano
    fulano
    A shame for some resurrected. Your partner died 40 years later than you. You resurrected as a 40 years old man and there is your beloved wife!! Ow she's 82.
  • ttdtt
    ttdtt
    Tiki - you for got - No Doubt
  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    Funny how that all seemed to make sense not all that long ago..............

    There's one born every minute.

    Doc

  • blondie
    blondie

    Is that circular reasoning?

  • GodZoo
    GodZoo

    For an organisation that claims to believe: the great crowd, “which no man was able to number,”.

    They sure do a hell of a lot of numbering..

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim
    Where are all these billions resurrected going to go?
  • ttdtt
    ttdtt
    Beth Sarim5 hours ago
    Where are all these billions resurrected going to go?

    To Earth - god makes a miracle and shrinks everyone so all 100Billion will fit.
    OR
    He know just like in the past - all but .3 % will want to live by his insane rules and he will kill them all, and the rest will have plenty of room.
    Sunny Day again:)
  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Why do I have the feeling a lot of people

    would be looking to off themselves if they woke up during the 1000 year reign and were forced to study with JWs??

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    Why do I have the feeling a lot of people

    would be looking to off themselves if they woke up during the 1000 year reign and were forced to study with JWs??

    http://mmoutreachinc.com/jehovahs_witnesses/armagsurv.html

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