In Other Words..............dead

by simplesally 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    crunched the potato chip

    OK I made that up

  • shamus
    shamus

    Shit the bed... ROFLAMO!

    The last thing you do when you die.... LOL!

  • sandy
    sandy

    My father's favorite saying when somebody dies is:

    "He shot up like a rocket."

    LOL, I don't know why but it always makes me laugh.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    r51785 -- thanks for that explanation of "bought the farm". I always wondered about that.

    "He's in a better place now."

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    He went to the Great Beyond!

    He went Yonder! Willie Nelson song,in Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.Someday when we go Yonder! we'll stroll hand in hand,in a land that knows no sorrow,blue eyes crying in the rain.Going YONDER!Blueblades

  • bebu
    bebu

    pushing up daisies... (or was that said before?)

    Which reminds me of the riddle, why do they bury farmers only 2 feet under?

    So he can get his hand out.

    (Apologies to all hard-working farmers on the board!!! It's just a joke!!!)

    bebu

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    • Let me add some too,
    • end of the line
    • stone dead
    • dead duck
    • kaput
    • dead meat
    • deathbed
    • deep six
    • at peace
    • at rest
    • called it quits
    • cold fish
    • flatline
    • RIP
    • deaths bell
    • gates of death
    • valley of death
    • Meet St. Peter at the pearly gates
    • the end

    Grim Reaper Tombstone Skull & Crossbones Skull 3 Skull 2 Scared To Death 2 Life Electric Chair Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Till I Die

    dead
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    Love Orangefatcat.Orange Fat Cat 15 Bouncy 2


  • simplesally
    simplesally

    The one about the herring: dead as a herring...............I was curious and it said that you'd only see a herring floating on the water if it was dead.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    crunched the potato chip......... OK I made that up dan the man

    I believe you and you made me laugh. That was cute, the Ok I made that up part.

    Took (taking) a dirt nap.

    Why does that one sound strangely comforting?

    He gnawed the crank.

    Took me years to figure that one out.

    Heather

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Doing the 10,000 yard stare.

    Failed to meet his/her wellness potential.

    History.

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