My Cat Smells of Perfume

by Satanus 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Time to lighten up a bit. I noticed that my cat has a perfume smell. It took a while for me to figure out where she got it. One day i noticed her messing w the bar of soap. Apparently, she likes the smell, and gets a bit of it on herself. She is a girl cat, after all. Aren't cats something else?

    SS

  • ESTEE
    ESTEE

    mmmmmmmmmmmm ... I luuuuuuuurve kitties!!!!!

    ESTEE

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    For some reason, one of the first actions I perform after slapping some after-shave on myself is to pat one of the cats (they always seem to be around when I leave the bathroom). They stink of the stuff for hours!

  • shamus
    shamus

    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Sham

    Yah, your cat probably weighs 100 pounds and takes breaks from eating so it can breath on you

    Steph

    They stink of the stuff for hours!

    Try to imagine how much you stink for hours after you shave But you never know, the cat may like it.

    SS

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Damn you Shamus! I was gonna say that!

    ~Doc Wiggum

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus
    Try to imagine how much you stink for hours after you shave

    My body's pretty good at driving off those invading unnatural smells in short order! Hence the liberal application...

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    My wife swears that my cat smells like:

    ...a new, plush stuffed animal.

    My cat actually does, don't know why though. Maybe cause she is constantly cleaning herself...

    and BZ, I think grey squirrels are one of the coolest critters to watch.

    They move in such an excited manner, then pause, then a few more quick leaps, then another pause.

    ...

    It's fun to watch them when they chase each other around tree trunks or in the grass squaking at each other.

    Yeah, I'm weird.

    I watch squirrels.

    You'll know where to find me when I'm eighty yrs old...

    ...throwing peanuts at squirrels in a park

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    BZ

    That's a cool story.

    In some neighborhoods the squirrels are almost tame. I followed one once, trying to get a got shot (with my camera). Finally, the squirrel stopped and stood on his hind legs, watching me as i came closer. It was like it was saying, ok, whadaya want. It was probably thinking of a food handout. One house where i did a paint job had a mini squirrel party in the grabage cans.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Saint Satan,

    Watch out, if she comes around smelling of a different perfume, it could mean she's having an affair.

    Heather

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit