Dear Mr Moderator,
I will keep this short and sweet since you clearly see yourself as shriven as the lamb, yea, as white as the very driven snow itself, and as pure as a pair of kickers washed in Persil. It really is a breach of the rules to ask a poster to identify himself or herself - i.e., to reveal his or her identity, is it not? I therefore suggest - indeed insist - that you, at the very least, resign your august station for this egregious breach of ethics. I also have the strong suspicion that you - or a close relative of yours - smells of elderberries.
I am touched, Mr Moderator, by your respect for whomever it is you refer to as Robert - but I really cannot understand how my legitimate screen name, Know_You, could in any way be confused with the poster you call Robert - or are you revealing his identity too? No matter how I try Know_You is not an anagram of Robert.
Englishman - Akkie Stanley is back in business. Of course, your brain, befuddled by Bristolean "beer," (and I abuse the term) would likely not know such a fact! Indeed, it is evidence for the feasibility of resurrection!
Now, I have to get back to Mrs Know-You who is serving me my 3 course luncheon so that I can resume my ministry while she resumes re-decorating the living room so that she can finish before it's time for her to prepare din dins. My ministry this afternoon is of a very special variety; you have heard of street witnessing, business witnessing. Well, I have introduced pub-witnessing. It is going down a treat.
Hope that helps,
Know_You