Was Little Red Riding Hood Asking For It?

imallgrowedup

Well it depends.... did she scream?!

growedup

RunningMan

Come on people. She was dress provocatively in a new outfit. She was alone in the woods, flirting with bad associates. By her own admission, she was attempting to cut corners.

stillajwexelder

On a JC I would have disfellowshipped her - mind you I used to be a WTBTS man - -so that is not in itself a good indication

RunningMan

I forgot to mention the obvious symbolism of her red clothing, not to mention her association with a beast.

KKLUV155

She also teased him with a basket of food. And you know how men cannot resist a basket full of food.

Xena

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/15590/1.ashx in line with this thread thought you might enjoy reading this

Little Red Riding Hood tells her mom one afternoon that she's going to visits her grandma that day. Her mother reply's, " oh no Little Red Riding Hood, if that Big Bad Wolf finds you he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off." Little Red Riding Hood pulls out a shotgun and says, " I'm prepared."

So she goes skipping through the forest and runs into the three little pigs. "Uh oh Little Red Riding Hood" say the three little pigs, " if that Big Bad Wolf finds you he's gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off."

Little Red Riding Hood grabs her shotgun and says, " its ok, I'm prepared."

So she keeps skipping through the forest and runs into the Big Bad Wolf. "Hey there Little Red Riding Hood," he says, " I'm gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and screw your little red socks off."

So Little Red Riding Hood lays on the forest floor, cocks the shotgun and says, "No, your gonna eat me like the story says you are."

maybesbabies

Bwahahahaha!!! Good one, worldlygirl!!!

dh

hahahaha, too funny

Was Little Red Riding Hood Asking For It?

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