don't be shocked now...........not your usual Mulan post

Mulan

I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...(mmm)
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm
finished with you...and you will be weak for days.
All My Love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!!!!!!!!

Sassy

LOL.. that was good

nilfun

LoL -- the more laughs, the better

Sassy

I have one....

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse, and slowly counted out, five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, and meaningfully said,

"Clean my house."

jst2laws

Mulan,

Having read that I think I have a fever.

Steve

codeblue

ughhhhhhhhhhhh....

I have had the flu twice in the last 3 months. The first time it hit...I wanted to DIE...the pain was so bad...I got it again last weekend, only a 24 hour bug...but it was bad enough....

Codeblue

simplesally

Now how could having the flu sound so good?????

Special K

Hi Mulan

I just read that one to my husband...

and he was very attentive... until .. I said.."The Flu".

His comment.. "AWWW... that's sick"....

lol hehehehehehe

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Sassy.. I thought yours was hilarious hehehehhahahahaha

my husband didn't even crack a smile.. "Men !"

special K

ESTEE

Mulan ... I AM shocked!!!

*gone to find her sweety to have her way with him ...*

ESTEE

Princess

Oh...My...God...

I started reading and just couldn't believe my mom was writing such things.

We all got our shots in the fall and are feeling fine.

don't be shocked now...........not your usual Mulan post

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