What would you say to Gods' answering machine?

by Sirius Dogma 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma

    Thank you for calling God, please leave a message at the beep or press 5 to leave a fax. <BEEP>

  • Steve Lowry
    Steve Lowry

    Need directions . . .

  • Valis
    Valis

    Since you never called me back I have no choice but to take you off speed dial...click..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    If anyone claims to speak/act in my name and ruin peoples lives - do not bother leaving a message

  • unbeliever
    unbeliever

    Please god put an end to all proselytizing. I find it very annoying.

  • reboot
    reboot

    ... you're not omnipresent then....?

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?
    Oh and by the way........I'm vying for your job.

    Thunder ==}>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • JH
    JH

    Can't you get a cellphone and answer my prayers any faster.

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Reboot wins, so far.

  • joannadandy
    joannadandy

    Where is the tiger I put an order in for in 86?

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