It’s starting to filter in, the truth about why the Grumpy Buzzards wanted to move to Warwick. LOL
They are unhappy that their best time in life was moved to Bethel and are hoping to relive Woodstock in the place it should have been 49 years ago next month.
Next year, on August 17 will be the 50 year anniversary of Woodstock. And the Goofy Bastards have moved Bethel to Warwick.
The original plan, 49 years ago, was for Woodstock to take place at WARWICK NY. Instead, the party was held at Bethel.
Now, Bethel is just an hour drive from Warwick, NE up highway 17, with a drive through Goshen to keep the Jewish converts happy. On the way is a stop at Scotchtown to keep the Rutherford disciples lubricated and a pass by Circleville to remind everyone how Watchtower dogma was crafted, especially the term “around the corner”. Finally, the trip takes a pass by White Lake so that all members can wash their robes bringing us to Bethel, the location for drinking, drugs and sex unlimited. Kinda sounds like Bethel, no?
The universe will finally be in harmony now that the Gulping Boozers have performed the coup d’ etah of bringing Bethel back to Warwick. If you build it, they will come.
I can’t wait till next year, for the 50th year jubilee of Woodstock, and whatever the Gasfilled Balloons conjors up to mark the event.
If you can’t get Warwick to Bethel, then bring Bethel to Warwick.