Bible jokes ,If you have any more please post them.

by smiddy3 3 years ago 20 Replies latest 3 years ago social humour

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  jhine 3 years ago

  How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 3oz ?

  Because they had a weigh in the manger.

  Which OT person was great at growing tomatoes and runner beans?

  Cain .

  Jan

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  Vanderhoven7 3 years ago

  The smallest man in the Bible was not Kneehigh-Amiah; it was the Philippian jailor because he slept on his watch.

  How do we know that Adam and Eve played baseball. Because the Bible says they were there in the big inning.

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  neat blue dog 3 years ago

  It couldn't be Bud because he died decades before I believe. Also the guy I'm thinking of was part Hispanic I believe.

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  Vidiot 3 years ago

  I heard every fucking one of these groaners growing up.

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  snare&racket 3 years ago

  How do we know Nebuchadnezzar played squash? He was always with Zerubbabal

  How do we know Paul worked at Greggs? …. He was always going to Phillipi..

  
  

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  punkofnice 3 years ago

  Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot

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  JW GoneBad 3 years ago

  Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot

  Punkofnice...I got a real kick out of your comment...that was really witty!🤣
  
  

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  jhine 3 years ago

  Yes but the olduns are the best, as we know 🤣.

  Jan

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  DesirousOfChange 3 years ago

  Only goes to show that if Adam were to be resurrected, the only thing he would recognize would be the jokes.
  

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  smiddy3 3 years ago

  Who was the first person to cuss in the Bible ?

  GOD ,He put a flamin sword at the entrance to the Garden of Eden.

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