How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 3oz ?
Because they had a weigh in the manger.
Which OT person was great at growing tomatoes and runner beans?
Cain .
Jan
Bible jokes ,If you have any more please post them.
by smiddy3 20 Replies latest social humour
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Vanderhoven7
The smallest man in the Bible was not Kneehigh-Amiah; it was the Philippian jailor because he slept on his watch.
How do we know that Adam and Eve played baseball. Because the Bible says they were there in the big inning.
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neat blue dog
It couldn't be Bud because he died decades before I believe. Also the guy I'm thinking of was part Hispanic I believe.
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Vidiot
I heard every fucking one of these groaners growing up.
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snare&racket
How do we know Nebuchadnezzar played squash? He was always with Zerubbabal
How do we know Paul worked at Greggs? …. He was always going to Phillipi..
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punkofnice
Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot
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JW GoneBad
Some of these jokes are older than when Pontius was a pilot
Punkofnice...I got a real kick out of your comment...that was really witty!🤣
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jhine
Yes but the olduns are the best, as we know 🤣.
Jan
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DesirousOfChange
Only goes to show that if Adam were to be resurrected, the only thing he would recognize would be the jokes.
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smiddy3
Who was the first person to cuss in the Bible ?
GOD ,He put a flamin sword at the entrance to the Garden of Eden.