ROBOCOP (JanH): PROVE I'M COWBOY

by AcapulcoGold 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    This thread just got a WHOLE LOT FUNNIER! Read this and prepare to laugh your asses off when you come back here to this thread.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=6876&site=3

    SlayerLayer wonders if when Minnie Pearl died, they moved that tag from her hat to her big toe?

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    SlayerLayer,

    When you post a thread, if you put a word or >> before the URL, all one has to do is click on it to go to the site. It saves time. Thanks!

    > http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=6876&site=3

  • DCs Ghost
    DCs Ghost

    Hey Slayer and all. . .

    Hovering in limbo until my account is formerly re-activated,
    so for the moment an ethereal voice will do. . . just fine

    I'm glad to say that after some exchange between Simon and I, i have been found innocent of being accused of being the following personas . . .

    Goo
    Acapulco Gold
    Ianao
    Hunk
    Dadee
    Riz
    Suzi Mayhem
    John Glass
    Cowboy
    Focus
    Magdaleen
    Kamikazee 1
    Natred
    did i miss any one????? in case i did my apologies. . . for the confusion. . . .

    especially you Ianao i know that it got hectic in here a week ago..

    now that we know who is who. . . . .this will be fun. . . .

    as to the rest of the gang,
    WE TOLD YOU WHO WE WERE
    and if you want to see us. . .
    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=6955&site=3

    Sweet Dreams. . . .

    DC

  • riz
    riz

    Hey DC's Ghost,

    Is my communicating with you considered spiritism? Don't tell the elders, anybody. I would hate to tarnish my spotless reputation at the hall.

    What's it like on the other side? Tell my grandpa 'hi' for me, will ya?

    Nice pic, by the way. You can haunt me any time. LOL.

    riz

  • DCs Ghost
    DCs Ghost

    Hey Riz
    I was starting to feel like i had been disfellowshipped though
    I knew i had arrived when even the 'apostates' did not want to talk to me
    i'd have to say no, in my book its not spiritism that is old world mentality, personally i prefer channeling. . . .and don't worry your secret is safe with me. . . .

    besides i am feeling quite christ-like after being resurrected by Simon, hang on
    >>>side note, if Simon is god and i'm the christ who is the holy ghost? cause we obviously just disproved the trinity. . . .
    anyhows with this newly found revelation. . .
    all your sins are forgiven

    the best way to descrbe the afterlife would be in the words of brother (soon-to-be-one-us-after-learning-the-truth-about-the-'truth')
    glyph.
    AKA TB FKAP FKATA FKATG who is now a dub

    Dearly beloved,
    We are gathered here today
    2 get through this thing called life,
    Electric word life
    it means forever and thats a mighty long time
    but im here 2 tell you that there is something else,
    The afterworld. . .
    A world of never ending happiness
    you can always see the sun,
    day or nite,
    so when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one
    Dr. Everything-will-be-all-right
    instead of asking him how much of your time is left
    ask him how much of your Mind
    baby cuz'
    in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld
    in this life you are on your own
    and if the elevator tries to bring you down
    go CRAZY
    punch a higher floor. . . . .

    thanks on the pix, btw
    Riz if i start haunting in your sleep that would make an incubus out of me and if Suzi comes along and decides to play succubus, wow that could get interesting. . .

    pleasant dreams
    DC

    It is not death if you don't accept it

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    DC's ghost - "It's not death if you don't accept it"

    Brilliant! LOL

    thanks, ub

    Bathory - see ya in hell!

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