I failed to mention that the title of Mr Spaghetti (not to mention the name alone) was wrong/eyebrow raising. That and the spelling errors clued me into the joke.
Good attempt at satire though Slip. Almost Onion worthy even.
Uzzah
PS - To answer your last post, Perhaps using a fake Press Agency as opposed to AP or at least date it April 1 (April Fools Day). Subtle but easy to point out