Some may have seen this 'guide' for the more aggressive JW.
But it's worth a repost for the newbies
"Heels are for whores, never for doors"
by Winston Smith :>D 16 Replies latest social humour
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asleif_dufansdottir
Cute
Hey, I think that first pic of a watchtower might be from the Grand Canyon! Sure looks like it, although the picture quality isn't good enough to tell for sure.
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shamus
WTF???
Winston, you high?
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Robdar
I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard!
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RunningMan
That was fantastic. But, I have to question whether Huckleberry Hound is really a JW. After all, he is gay, so it hardly seems possible.
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BeautifulGarbage
LMAO!
Thanks
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Reborn2002
Set fire to the house. Use gasoline and rags if you have to. Then, when the family escapes the blazing inferno that was once their home, you can discuss the beliefs of the Jehovah's Witnesses in the comfort of their own front yard. Besides, where else are they going to go? They'll respect you for your persistence.
Now THAT was funny. I about fell out of the chair I'm sitting in.
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willyloman
Being a Jehovah's Witness isn't easy. Explaining our beliefs can be long and tedious. There is one question you will inevitably face. "If we take Birthdays and Christmas away from our kids, won't they kill us in our sleep?"
Check out the site; funny stuff.
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Winston Smith :>D
Did you know the tang of turpentine can effect a child on a sub conscience level?
If birthday cake is bad, then birthdays are bad.
And believe me, birthday cake with turpentine is bad.
They'll be begging to stay eight years old forever.
The whole page is just great.
@ shamus,
No, I am not high...
...why, wadda ya got?
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got my forty homey?
Thats great! The breaking down door and Chris Elliot references are funny!