Happy Valentines Day Outkast Style!

by Valis 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    Happy early Valentines Day everyone...my youngest also turned 5 today....I'm in a really good mood

    Happy Valentine's Day

    [Intro: Andre 3000]
    My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid
    And I just want to say one thing

    [Verse 1: Andre 3000]
    Happy Valentine's Day
    Every day the 14th!
    I don't think y'all heard me!
    I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!
    Every day the 14th!
    Can y'all dig that?
    Now when arrows don't penetrate, see
    Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)
    And he shoots straight for your heart
    And when he won't miss you!
    That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways
    But..

    [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
    Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy
    leprechauns or groundhogs
    No thank you, Easter Bunny!
    (There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see
    love will rule reign supreme)

    [Verse 2: Andre 3000]
    Happy Valentine's Day
    Every day the 14th! (You got it!)
    When Cupid knocks at your door
    You can't ignore me!
    There's no need to run!
    So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!)
    Every day the 14th!
    I may have it all wrong, see
    If you know what loves mean, well
    Well, somebody tell me!
    'Cuz they just don't believe in me!

    [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
    Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy
    leprechauns or groundhogs
    No thank you, Easter Bunny!
    (There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see
    Cupid will not be defeated!)

    [Verse 3: Andre 3000]
    Happy Valentine's Day
    Every day the 14th!
    Now I know your hearts have grown cold
    And that bothers me
    Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day
    I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings
    but you can't run away
    Oooh ooh!

    [Hook: Joi & "Skreechy Peachy" (Andre 3000)]
    Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy..
    (Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?)
    Bunny!

    [Talking: Andre 3000]
    Well keep on runnin', player
    'Cause I got my good shoes on
    And I got 'em tied up tight
    So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt!

    [Verse 4: Andre 3000]
    Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner
    Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her
    Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner
    Could be an organ donor
    The way I give up my heart, but
    Never know because - shit, I never tell her!
    Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela'
    I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella'
    And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but
    For the record, have you ever rode a horse?
    Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?
    I said, "Of course!"
    But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse
    Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force
    Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits
    For now, give me examples of why you're the shit!
    But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?
    And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?

    [Chorus: Andre 3000, Joi, and "Skreechy Peachy"]
    Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's
    Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    I heard that song today for the first time and started cracking up.............

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I want to hear it...

    Happy Bday for your 5 yr old Vallis!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Happy Birthday Mini-Valis!!!

  • Valis
    Valis

    Thanks peeps! She had cake and gum in her mouth when I talked to her today...*LOL* She gets to pick her own gift out this year...she a whole five you know..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "Proud Progenitor" class

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    I love Outkast,,,,,,,,,,and Happy Birthday to lil' Val.

  • Valis
    Valis

    For the JWD womenzs...I lurvs ya all...

    alt

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Valis
  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Everyday should be the 14th!

    Kisses to you, too, Valis.

  • bisous

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