If JWs are still around in a hundred years, what will they be preaching? (page 2)

nobody told me

They'll be saying the last days started in 2034.

DNA from some of the last annionted will have been saved and cloned. This will allow faithful 18 yr old virgins to carry the exact replicia of the last annointed in their wombs. This will give birth to a never ending class of annointed.

A multi-billion $$$$ complex will be built next to Disney in Orlando, which will house the writing committee. They will be proclaiming that Russell, Rutherford, and Knorr are going to arriving from the dead and will appear soon in the flesh. All Jw's will get a discounted pass at Disney if they identify themself as a Jw.( please do not use Universal Studios, Sea World, or any other parks since they are not on the approved vacation list.)

stillajwexelder

millions now living will never die and those over -zealous brothers were stupid for getting 2034 wrong -- the Society never said that 2034 would be the date for Armageddon

Sunnygal41

"Same Batty Borg, Same Batty Message!"

Elsewhere

The end is near!!!

Soon!

Any Day Now!

Time is Short!

We are fulfilling Prophecy!

Every event in the world revolves around us and is the result of Jehover and Satan fighting over us!

We have more New Light!

The end is near!!!

Soon!

Any Day Now!

Time is Short!

We are fulfilling Prophecy!

Every event in the world revolves around us and is the result of Jehover and Satan fighting over us!

We have more New Light!

The end is near!!!

Soon!

Any Day Now!

Time is Short!

We are fulfilling Prophecy!

Every event in the world revolves around us and is the result of Jehover and Satan fighting over us!

We have more New Light!

The end is near!!!

Soon!

Any Day Now!

Time is Short!

We are fulfilling Prophecy!

Every event in the world revolves around us and is the result of Jehover and Satan fighting over us!

We have more New Light!

Sentinel

If they are still around, they would be saying "oops, we did it again", and Armageddon would still be on the horizon.

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Mary

DNA from some of the last annionted will have been saved and cloned. This will allow faithful 18 yr old virgins to carry the exact replicia of the last annointed in their wombs. This will give birth to a never ending class of annointed.

ROFLMFAO!! And then that'll be "New Light" about the 144,000 "that were bought from the earth.............in fact they are virgins"

RubaDub

In the first two weeks of November 2104, we will have a special campaign to distribute tract #2323874 to everyone in the territory.

***** Rub a Dub

Panda

UMMMM---Who will clone them if they don't allow anyone to go to college? Oh yeah what am I saying they'll still be allowing their personal choices for medical school, ANNNDDDDD they'll have a secret laboratory w/Dr.Bros Rojas cloned to supervise at the farm, which will be farming stem cells and embryos. Clones will be used to be the worker bees. Clones will be used for the preaching work (here or on Mars).

And of course the subject will remain the same, only the dates will continually change. They will continue to focus on making $$$.

I hope someone besides the French government goes after 'em.

Doubtfully Yours

Shunning practice completely abolished. YES!!!

DY

Sirius Dogma

They might be desperate enough in 100 years to start trying to force history into what they want. Maybe they will try and buy some doomsday devices and try and bring about armageddon. After all, they are a bunch of freaking loonies.

If JWs are still around in a hundred years, what will they be preaching?

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