oh lord
i named my 2nd son tobijah, gift from jehovah, how stupid
only horses and dogs are called that, he goes by tobi though:)
wendy
Names you would never give your child
by Nosferatu 42 Replies latest jw friends
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reboot
This made me think about an article about names African witness parents had given their children, on the back page of the awake a few years ago and how they were showing their faith by giving them WT literature based names. They were named liked the key words kids would highlight in the Watchtower to stave off mind numbing boredom....'Paradise', ' Kingdom' ,'Hope ' , 'Steadfast', 'Zeal'', Prize', Rapidgrowth etc-ok ; I made that last one up... lisavgas..... Armageddon..??thats awful!!
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Maverick
How about Mrs. Jones who named her 19th child...Enough! Maverick
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worldlygirl
A kid in my daughter's class is named Sparkle. Sometimes parents can be so cruel.
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shera
Jezzebelle
Jesus
Elvis
Garfield
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Satans little helper
Porsche, Ferrari,(what next, ford or pontiac?) Jemima
We are working out kids name for our first, currently under planning stages. So far the favourites are:
Abigail Storm (Surname begins with H so she can be nicknamed Ash)
Daisy Jane (although this one could be bastardised to Daisy Chain)
Hannah Louise - Clare hates this one
Not decided on any boys names yet. Any suggestions? we quite like Kieron as it's quite celtic.
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Abaddon
I always thought Clitoris was a lovely name for a girl... and I believe that Ballsack is a traditional Hungarian name...
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gilwarrior
I am surprised at these parents that give their daughter these slut names like:
Jade
Tiffany
Candy
Also you should never name your daughter after a car:
Mercedes
Lexus
This has to be a recent thing. Think about it. When was the last time you met an elderly woman named Jade or Tiffany?
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Emma
Latrina.
There was a couple in my sisters hall that named their daughter this. Apparently, they'd never heare of a latrine.
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InquiryMan
I remember in a life story published in the Watchtower, that a brother wanted to name his child "Placenta". I guess he wasn?t to well-informed...