by Englishman 12 Replies latest jw friends
A very close acupuncturist friend of mine told me that there is an instant cure for anyone who catches that nasy summer fungal infection known as "athletes foot".
Basically, when you take your shower, you pee on your infected feet and the cure is almost instant.
I, however, now intend to get some antiseptic cream from the chemist, just as soon as I have finished screaming.
Englishman.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
Thanks for the tip! I think [8>]!!!
That was WAAAYYYY more then I needed to know!!! HAHHAHAHA
Ven
That therapy don't work! Something wrong with my urine perhaps.
Ladies please note: my AF don't smell, it just itches sumtimes! LOL
philo
To Englishbum:
A very close acupuncturist friend of mine told me
It's no secret, Englishbum, that you have a tendency to believe most anything that you hear.
I, however, now intend to get some antiseptic cream from the chemist....
And just what do you think the main ingredient in that cream is? You may as well go the cheaper route and do what you first did ... just use ear plugs so you won't have to listen to yourself scream.
Englishman
When O when, Englishbum, will you ever learn to spell your name correctly?
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To Venice:
Dear one, the mere appearance of your words before my eyes out here in cyberspace makes my heart soar with feelings of happiness, even if your words were in response to someone ignorantly peeing on their own two feet. How are you this fine day, my dearest love?
Your not-so-secret admirer.
Yadirfy Duck
Begone Yadirf you varlet!
Methinks that the fair maid Venice is being leaned on by a goaty old Texan in his 60's. He doth lust after her pointy bits most exceedingly for such an old codger.
What sayest thou, fair maid, wilt thou cleave unto thy bosom this randy old stoat that insults my diction? Or will you tell him you will be his only when he starts being an active dub once more?
HOHOHOHO
Les Anglais.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
I've heard various take offs on this theory EM, and I think it stems from the fact that Urine is sterile when it leaves the body. Therefore, I know it has been used on occasion to cleanse wounds during war when no other sterile liquids were available.
On the foot thing, you're on your own. LOL> but I don't think it would help.
HHAHHAHa I'm staying out of this one!!!! hahhahah
Ven
T0 Englishbum:
Would you please STOP pouring that liquor, I'm already intoxicated enough over my dear Venice (Ohhhhhh ... just to pronounce her name gives me goose bumps all over).
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To my dear Venice:
You are so wise, my dear, for steering clear of getting enmeshed in Englishbum's foolishness.
Bye, my love.
uuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Venice's pointy bits.............
Slipnslidemaster: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
It's no secret, Englishbum, that you have a tendency to believe most anything that you hear.
How much wiser to be like Yadirf, who only believes anything he hears if it comes from the Watchtower Society.
COMF
