What is the most off the wall thing you've heard from a JW?
Here is mine....
A month ago my dad (disassociated) gave me a dog named Lucky. Trying to get Lucky used to his new home and new people we put him in a kennel when we would leave. One evening after being gone for a few hours we came home to find blood all over his kennel. He had clawed the cage until his little nails were bleeding....after talking to my mother about it she told me that my dog was probably scared by the demons. She said his name was "bad" and that I needed to change it.
Poor dog...turned out he was just having separation anxiety.....
His name is still Lucky...:) (Just a little baby step for me. :)
The only way to stop a demon attack, once it has begun, is by shouting out the name "Jehovah". The demons become so afraid that they flee. Try it right now. Everyone.
I am shouting "Jehovah" right now, and there isn't a demon in sight. See?