We're speaking to folks in your neighborhood
by new light 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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kls
about what?
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Gretchen956
can we say programmed robot? Every single field service presentation I ever heard started out this way!
uuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggggggg
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The Grudge
.....and sharing encouraging thoughts from our Watchtower and Awake magazines.(Reaches into bag and pulls out random magazines.)..and here are the latest issues....The Awake focuses on breast feeding and its advantages.While the Watchtower focuses on how you and all the other folks in your neighborhood will soon die a horrifying death if you don't become one of us. We'd like to leave these with you if you'd care to read them. Oh and please donate some money to our worldwide work.I musn't forget that.
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blondie
We've been talking to you and your neighbors....
The person says, "You've been talking to my neighbors about me?"
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Freddy Krueger
"Hey your just in time! I was just saying to myself I really wished someone would knock on my door at 8 o'clock in the morning, I mean I work nights I don't need sleep. Come on in, I was just about to whip out my Ouija board and talk to grandmom over breakfast."
-Freddy
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Gretchen956
Just answer the door naked and see if they get through that line!
bwaaahahahahahaha
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shotgun
Hey new light where are ya
Who are the people in your neighbourhood, they're the people that you meet when your walking down the street...sesame street flash back.
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Gretchen956
sesame street flash back.
roflmao, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its Mr. Rogers? Will you be my neighbor??
lololol
Gretchen
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Mulan
Okay, now I'm nauseous. Haven't thought of that in years. Groan.