Would You Buy Lottery Tickets In Front of a Jehovah's Witness???

by minimus 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • kat2u
    kat2u

    hmmmm... Maybe it would help me with the odds.

    Kat

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    hahahahahahahaha!

    CZAR of the "Wow, that brings up an ancient memory" klass

  • Special K
    Special K

    Not a problem

    special K

  • copsec
    copsec

    Why not? They will never rule my life in any way, shape or form again. AS a matter of fact, one day I went and bought a vibrator at a little shop and as I was walking out, I saw a JW from my old hall. I just pulled it out and start waving it around saying, Hey, Sister ____, you should go in that little shop over there and buy one of these. It would prolly do wonders for your attitude!" Well, you can imagine the look I got for THAt but man did it feel good!

  • galaxy7
    galaxy7

    ONCE i WON 50,000 DOLLARS ON A SCRATCH TICKET i WAS SO EXCITED

    I phoned my Pioneer sister to tell her. All she said was "Are you going to the meetings"

  • Dawn
    Dawn

    Would You Buy Lottery Tickets In Front of a Jehovah's Witness???

    Sure - why not? I could give a rat what they think.

    I bought cigarettes in front of them (back when I used to smoke) - so why not a lotto ticket?

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    well I have been trying to fade.. so no..

    although I moved and no one knows I 'was a JW' here.. nor would I know any if I saw them..

    however.. I haven't purchased any either

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    Sure.

  • Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.
    Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

    Most certainly did, and would continue to do so.

    The only form of gambling which I engage in, is the purchase of the occasional lottery ticket. It was 'the straw which broke the camels back' as far as I was concerned. As I drifted further from association with my 'brothers', I no longer took any care as to what my loving brothers might 'spy' me doing. So it was to be expected that I would receive a phone call from one of the elders informing me that the elders wished to have a meeting with me to discuss the fact that I had been observed buying lottery tickets. Big fcuking deal! Bring on the meeting I said.

    It was arranged, and beforehand I knew the course of action I would take, and that would be to disassociate, as there was no way I considered my actions to be 'evil', hence I would continue this activity and would be by no means demonstrating any repentence for my so-called wickedness. There was no way I would give those pricks the satisfaction of disfellowshipping m

    At the meeting I informed the elders that I considered the buying of lottery tickets a form of voluntary taxation, with the opportunity, by means of the incentive of a considerable cash prize, of improving ones means of living. I didn't expect that they would understand.

    The end result was that I was out and those sorry bastards are still enslaved.

    cheeses - who says you have to be in it to win it.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    No problem, but I seldom buy a ticket anyway as I'm not a gambler.

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