What is a Super Jehovah's Witness?

by Valis 68 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas

    Welcome Super. Your seriousness is in question as similar has been played here before in jest. That said, what you post has a frightening truth in it, and that is there is a hardcore group within the Org. that is seemingly being distilled down. People who will never be persuaded against their faith no matter. What we may eventually have is a potential group of Kool-Aid drinking, bomb toting fanatics who will do anything the Org tells them to. Not a laughing matter. j

  • City Fan
    City Fan

    How about thongs??

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    heh, witness and doesn't listen to truth, thats some sort of oxymoron isn't it?

  • Valis
    Valis

    *LOL* the polyester preaching pants muct chafe an awful lot...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Sara Annie
    Sara Annie
    LOL. In other words, what is a Super Jehovah's Witness? An idiot of biblical proportions.

    Actually made me laugh out loud. Very cute, six.

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane
    I believe that Jehovah's Witnesses teach the truth

    The problem Super is that they don't know what the truth is.

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    ohh ohh, and isn't a WTS sin to not wear underpants =D

    "the underpants nomes are going to get me!"

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    heh, you can be disfellowshipped for talking to us right now =D

    btw, i don't think he's somebody that just registered on this site because he has no info at all below his name. not post history or nuttin....

  • Phantom Stranger
    Phantom Stranger

    I see two possibilities:

    1) Troll who knows how easy it is to rile up the room,

    2) Someone who is both a veteran of posting here, and is somewhat mentally unbalanced (in the obsessive-compulsive flavor, obviously).

    Either way, conversations with this person will be a lot like masturbating with a cheese grater - slightly entertaining, but mostly painful.

  • Valis
    Valis
    Either way, conversations with this person will be a lot like masturbating with a cheese grater - slightly entertaining, but mostly painful.

    Finally someone who knows my pain..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "Self Degrating" class

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