My cousin and I ( ages 12 and 13 at the time) were working rural territory and came to this old run down house with and old lady sitting on the front porch. We started talking to her and we asked her a question related to the topic of the day. She opened her mouth to reply and what seems like a bucket of foam started spewing out from behind her lips, and her dentures were so ill-fitting that they slipped and clacked together furiously as she tried to speak. We simply could not understand a damn thing she was saying, and we glanced at eachother at one point having to choke back the laughter at this woman's false teeth about to fall out of her mouth as she mumbled through them. So we finally said politely, " . . . Ok then, have a nice day", then walked away fast before she could see us laughing.
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