Old email from an elder right before I DA'd myself

by Winston Smith :>D 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    After reading shotgun's lovely meeting with his two helpful elders, I was inspired to go back and look at the time when i had the pleasure to meet with the elders.

    It was a wonderful experience to observe first hand their stellar ability to reason on matters, to mask their investigations with "We missed you at the meeting, and to just be so damn condecsending.

    Man I'm glad I saved so many of my meetings with them on my computer.

    Here's a jewel, right from the horses mouth. An email correspondence between me and my window salesman elder, Tom.

    Enjoy.

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    Paul

    Sorry we missed you last night. Your wife said you had to work to get some project done, I hope you were successful. Anyway I hope all is going well. I received your [phone] message and it would be better if you could buy out some time to meet personally with us. I was hoping we could do it this weekend some time. Maybe Sunday after the meeting??

    Let me know.

    Thanks,

    Tom

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    Hi Tom,

    >it would be better if you could buy out some time to meet personally with us

    It would be better for me if you would just write down the scriptures that answered my question RE: 607 vs. 587 with brief comments so that I can review this information on my own time. I am swamped right now, and I don't have the time to meet together personally.

    Thx,

    Paul

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    Paul,

    I know your busy, infact were all very busy. But wouldn't you agree we can't be too busy for the more important things?

    Their is more to our meeting than helping you with your questions, we have been assigned to talk to you. I can't stress enough the importance for you to buy out some time in the near future to meet with us.

    You have to admit, as humans, no matter how busy we are, we find the time to do the things we want to do.

    We would only hope that you would want to meet with us.

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Thanks,

    Tom

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    Tom,

    I have to leave at 5:00, so I?m already late, so I have to make this short...

    >Their is more to our meeting than helping you with your questions

    Maybe you should help me out with my question before we move onto another subject that you have Q's on. Answer my Q's first with the bible, and then I?ll see how I can help you with your Q's for me.

    Besides, if you have Q's for me, it would be good for you to disclose the nature of this meeting to me ahead of time so that I can be better prepared to help you out.

    >we have been assigned to talk to you

    Who assigned you?

    Why have you been assigned to talk to me about these Q's?

    When was this decided?

    >You have to admit, as humans, no matter how busy we are, we find the time to do the things we want to do.

    I wholeheartedly agree. That's why I'm so surprised that you haven't answered my two simple Q's from the bible yet. It's been almost two weeks now, and yet no answer for me. It would take all of five minutes to type the scriptures in an email with some comments to follow. The fact that you haven't done this yet is telling me that you really don't want to help me out with my two questions. That troubles me.

    >We would only hope that you would want to meet with us.

    Tom, I'd love to, but Sunday I have two appointments after the meeting. I could have skipped the meeting and done them in the morning, but I made them for after the meeting because I feel it is important for me and my wife to get to the meetings as much as possible. After that, I have to revise two sets of plans based on that meeting.

    I am working two jobs right, so time is really tight. And as you know, the fall is a mad rush for everyone to get plans and bids in before the frost is in the ground.

    >I look forward to hearing from you.

    As I do as well. It's been two weeks since I asked for answers to the two initial Q's. We talked about 607 for over two years in the Daniel book, and both of the Isaiah books. It should be really easy for you to take five minutes to type up the answers that I was looking for.

    >we find the time to do the things we want to do

    I hope that you want to help me out with these Q's.

    Like you said, I?m sure that you'll find the time for what is important to you.

    Thx,

    Paul

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    Great. Great. Gotdammit. Now I have "Let's Watch How We Walk" playing in my head.

    Hope you do too, just to be spiteful.

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D
    Now I have "Let's Watch How We Walk" playing in my head.

    Hope you do too, just to be spiteful.

    Damn YOU!!!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Paul, you're such a stubborn bastard. I love it!!!

    I can't stress enough the importance for you to buy out some time in the near future to meet with us.

    LOL!

  • Special K
    Special K

    (((( Paul ))))

    Life is not always a bowl of cherries is it?

    The elders get so determined to meet with ones. Almost like an obsession.

    They were the same with me ten years ago.

    because of shotguns posts recently I suspect that you can see the patterns that the elders take. Some things they said probably ring a bell and sound about the same.

    I bet you can even forsee what they will do next.

    sincerely

    Special K

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D
    I bet you can even forsee what they will do next.

    Sure.

    If during his next meeting an elder pushes his pencil off the table and onto the floor...

    ...tell shotgun not accept the offer to bend over and pick it up unless he forsees himself practicing for a future career as a prisoner

    Reading shotguns post sure did bring back the memories.

    It's laughable now looking back.

    It was laughable [at times] back then, but especially when I realzied that they had no power over me

  • fader
    fader

    Where is shotgun's message

  • fader
    fader

    Where is shotgun's message

  • itsallgoodnow
    itsallgoodnow

    how funny! he must have copied it right out of the elders manual or something. so slick! loved your comebacks, though.

  • new light
    new light

    You turned his own words right back at him. Gotta love it! Please post more of these if you have them. It's so funny to read these textbook examples of witness-speak. "Buy out the time" "In fact, we're all busy." Hilarious!!!! One of my personal favorites is "take the matter to Jehover in prayer" Really sounds weird when someone says that in casual conversation. Peace.

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